[Burlesquercise News!] Expo for the Artist and Musician http://ezezine.com I'm teaching a class at this year's Expo for the Artist and Musician on September 16. Come out and join the fun! There are also an abundance of other workshops being offered, some of which I will be attending as well (as a student). Looks great! Check it out. Betty http://www.bombshellbetty.net * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Thursday, Sept. 7 Event Planning 101: From Dream to Day Of Elbo Room, 6-9pm, 647 Valencia Street, SF Stories and advice on upcoming events. With: DJ PussPuss, Melinda Adams (Lilycat.com). Friday, Sept. 8 Pirate Radio: "Get your Airwave Booty" Edinburgh Castle, 6-9pm, 950 Geary Street, SF This workshop will cover the technology, the FCC, the freedom of speech, and ins and outs of running an independent, low-power FM station. With: Pirate Cat Radio hosts & producers. Saturday, Sept. 9 FILM SCREENING: "Punk Like Me" ... Eat a burrito and follow your dreams. The Dark Room, 2-5pm, 2263 Mission Street. SF Get a burrito from one of the many fine Mission restaurants and see a screening of "Punk Like Me," a documentary about getting off your ass and making your teenage dreams come true. Monday, Sept. 11 Making a Demo Tape: How to get the first recording of your sound down Sadie's Flying Elephant, 5:45-7pm, 491 Potrero Ave, SF. With: Killian MacGeraghty (Gun & Doll Show), Jesse Townley (Alternative Tentacles), Charlotte Summer (recording artist), Jim Fourniadis (recording engineer). Tuesday, Sept. 12 'Zine Making: Publishing Your Own Annie's Social Club, 6-8, 917 Folsom St, SF An overview of all production and design aspects of making your own 'zine, including a sample layout, handouts and special secrets. With: Matt Holdaway (A Multitude of Voices). Wednesday, Sept. 13 Grant Fundamentals Blogging: Tell us about it Sadie's Flying Elephant, 5:45-7pm, 491 Potrero Ave, SF. Learn how to tell your life story or just rant via blogging. Becoming a "reality internet" star is just this class and a few key strokes away. With: Kevin Smokler (Citizen Media Press Corps). Thursday, Sept. 14 F@#k, I can't say that anymore Cellspace, 2050 Bryant St, SF, 7-9pm Censorship: Learn what you are and aren't allowed to do, say, and show these days, and if there is any way to change or get around it. With: Annalee Newitz (Other Magazine, techsploitation.com), Mark Kliem (LavenderLounge.com), Lady Monster (ladymonster.com), Thomas Roche (eros-zine.com). September 16, 2006 The Seventh Annual Expo for the Artist & Musician - http://artsandmedia.net/expo 11 am-6 pm at SomArts Cultural Center 934 Brannan Street, San Francisco       The Expo is the Bay Area's only grassroots connection fair for independent arts, music and culture! $2 admission -- no one turned away. There will be many workshops, panels and entertainment including: MAIN STAGE 2:00 Bay Area Now ... Really. This moment in Bay Area arts, from aesthetic achievement to mere trend-chasing. With Weasel Walter (musicologist/performer), Sarah Lockhart (21Grand), Gordon Winiemko (filmmaker), Chaim Bertam (Kitchen Sink/SF Bay Guardian). 4:15 History of SF Underground Art. "Back in the day" comes to life as Those Who Were There tell all! Punk roots, indy publishing, flower-power legacies and mind-cracking reality hacking. With: Dr. Hal Robbins (Church of the SubGenius), Ron Turner (Last Gasp Press), V. Vale (ReSearch), Diamond Dave Whitaker, Mr. Lucky... moderated by: Mikl-em  (http://www.miklem.com/) CLASSROOM 12:30 Get It in The Papers: Press kits for musicians & performers. Learn what should be in an excellent press kit, and bring your own for review, praise and advice. With Jesse Townley (924 Gillman, Alternative Tentacles), Jocelyn Kane (SF Ent. Commission). 2:00 The Independent Press. Find out how the indy press finds amazing writing, and what it takes to get it to you. With Jennifer Joseph (Manic D Press), Charlie Anders (Other Mag). DANCE STUDIO (Upstairs) 2:00 Embodying the Divine Feminine that Lies in all Women. A dance and movement workshops with Isis Starr, San Francisco's own living legend. 3:00 "BURLESQUERCISE!" Ever watched a burlesque show and thought "That looks like fun, I'd love to do that!" Well, now you can learn to strut your stuff in a sexy and lighthearted class atmosphere. With: Bombshell Betty.