[Burlesquercise News!] Do you wish you were a Femme Fatale? How about a Hillbilly Zombie? http://ezezine.com IN THIS ISSUE: 5/5: Variety and Burlesque Performance Salon 5/7: Creepshow Peepshow! at the DNA 5/12: Burlesquercise "Femme Fatale" Session * * * * * * * * * * NOW REGISTERING: Burlesquercise "Femme Fatale" Session! Are you a villainous vixen? A dangerous dame? Do you wish you were? Well, now you can learn to knock ‘em dead in a sexy and lighthearted class atmosphere! Learn the basics of burlesque dancing and stage performance, while gaining confidence and developing that smoldering stare. The same principles used to captivate an audience while on stage can be used to set them on fire off stage, too, so get ready to your set your enemies on their heels – they won’t know what hit ‘em! The next session of Burlesquercise starts May 12, so check out http://www.bombshellbetty.net for more information and for registration! * * * * * * * * * * Bombshell Betty Dance presents... A Variety and Burlesque Performance Salon! Are you working on a new act that you’d love to get some feedback on? Would you like to meet more people in the performance community? Do you want to see what the competition is up to? Well, whether you’re a social butterfly or you want the kind of feedback you’d get from working in a troupe - without actually working in a troupe - join us for another SF Bay Area Variety and Burlesque Performance Salon! Bring whatever number you’re working on, a sense of humor, and a sense of style. Oh, and BYOB! Jon Sims Center 1519 Mission Street between 11th and S. Van Ness Friday, May 5 6:30-8:30pm $5 - $10 sliding scale... BYOB Performers only... Everyone must participate... * * * * * * * * * * FREAKS! MANIACS! SEXY GIRLS! BURLESQUE! BLOOD! GORE! & FREE HILLBILLY TEETH (while supplies last!) Sunday, May 7th at DNA Lounge! Dr. Kingfish presents CREEPSHOW PEEPSHOW! Burlesque collides with shlock-horror when San Francisco's most glamorous performers shed their sequins & feathers for a blood- soaked orgy of backwoods murder and mayhem! Freaks, Maniacs and Chainsaw-Totin' Hillbillies share the spotlight with a Bevy of Bloodthirsty Burlesque Beauties for a night of tease, terror and wild-eyed entertainment! Don't miss this monumental spectacle of Girls, Gags & Gore! Come dressed as a murder-lovin' lunatic, a gore-spattered freak, a happy-go-lucky zombie --join the fun! Burlesque & More with: Twilight Vixen Review Peek*a*boo Burlesque R.J. Owens Bombshell Betty & Sweetcheeks Roxy Shocks Cherry Lix Eddie Dane The Living Dead Girls Gigi D'Vine Lady Monster and Other Ghoulish Guests! Live Wild Rock & Roll by "Sik Luv" DJ Dancin' with Miz Margo and Hicksmokey Hosted by Your M.C., Dr. Kingfish, & his Notorious Assistant, Nurse Cigarette Sunday May 7th, 2006 9PM - Late SHOW STARTS EARLY! (REALLY!) DRINKIN' TO CONTINUE AFTERWARDS... $10 in costume, $15 without (costume? costume? what kind of costume? Think "House of 1000 Corpses," or maybe "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or just be a big weird hillbilly or a creepy mentalpatient... Or go all zombie like "Dawn of the Dead"... Hell, you can be Chewbacca if you want to --just tell everybody you're Bigfoot... ) DNA Lounge 375 Eleventh Street San Francisco, CA advance tickets at www.dnalounge.com 21 and Up with I.D. www.creepshowpeepshow.com SPREAD THE WORD, Y'ALL! THE MORE MANIACS, THE MERRIER!